Thursday, May 27, 2010

Things That Puzzle Me

Rick at South Florida Daily Blog posted a link yesterday to a website that reviews the most disgusting fat-laden dishes at some of the more popular eateries in the US.  With his post he included this image...


Slightly disturbing, wouldn't you say?  What puzzles me is...how does this person take a dump?  I mean, that chair is clearly bigger than a toilet and it's practically being swallowed by that giant ass.  Maybe they make over-sized toilets for over-sized people?  Or maybe the person has to spread their butt cheeks around the bowl to drop some cable?  That can't be comfortable and I would imagine that an ass that big would basically devour a toilet.  What about wiping?  That must be difficult and messy.  I suppose they could use a bidet but it would have to have the strength of a fire hose to get in there.  I can imagine dingleberries are probably an issue too.  Their laundry is probably filled with undies that have huge bacon strips in them.

This puzzles me but it also makes me crack up.  I am my own best audience :)

7 comments:

Eddie Suarez - Kpeste99 said...

hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Someone that big cannot reach back and clean themselves after a bowel movement without showering.

Anonymous said...

You are an insensitive jerk! What if this were your Mom or someone you cared about? Would you be so quick to pass judgement. Perhaps you should examine yourself.

Obesity may not be your issue but it's obvious you have some hang-ups. Seek to understand not to be understood.

SteveBM said...

Oh my gosh! You just assumed this was a woman! That is sooooo sexist!

Eddie Suarez - Kpeste99 said...

Hey man... I'm a fat ass too! I weigh in at 270 to 280 lbs! And yeah, somedays I do have trouble wiping my ass.

But still find this post hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Too funny!!!! And... I often wonder the same thing. Glad to know there are other psychos around

Anonymous said...

Oh lord shit almighty that's one fat ass lol To the person who gets upset about making fun of fat people. You are the one who are enabling these fat fucks by telling them how pretty they look on the inside. Fat is ugly and no it's not ok. It doesn't matter if they are family or friend, tell them the truth.